Fakahatchee Lobsterman

Not to be confused with The Lobster King, The Fakahatchee Lobsterman has been reported by several independent witnesses who stated they saw a half-human/half-lobster hybrid roaming the nearby swamps. These reports, though similar in nature, are yet to be confirmed by local police or city government and remain a hoax in the minds of most citizens for lack of any sort of blurry picture or video.